cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it